Anecdote #45:  When I was a kid we had a set of identical twin boys who lived on our street.  One day I was playing with one of them under my bed.  We played Pigs in Space.  We pretended the box springs were control buttons on the space panel.  I remember having a crush on one of the twins and not the other, but, on this day, my crush twin was away and I was left to play with his brother who, apparently, had a crush on me.  During our space flight, he suggested we "try a French kiss".  I inquired as to what entailed a French kiss.  He explained everything and I agreed to an attempt. I remember our faces being about two feet a part mouths wide open and would slowly creep our gasp-like faces closer and closer. Unfortunately for him, it was all much too silly for me to process and despite multiple attempts, I would laugh out loud before we could ever touch face. Maybe with his brother things would have ended differently.