Anecdote #11: I used to work for a pretty famous guy so often times some of his famous friends would drop by. One day the door- bell rang. I ran downstairs to answer the door and when I opened it it was unmistakably John Waters. He asked if David was in, I said, "I am sorry, he is not home." He then said, "Oh, well, would you mind giving him this book? I just finished it and thought it was pretty hilarious, and I figured he would like it very much." I agreed, he thanked me and left. After I shut the door behind him, I looked down at the book.