Anecdote #29: When I was a kid my best friend, Riley O'Casey and I would put on short plays for anyone who would come. Family friends and folks next door would basically come and watch us pee our pants because we always ended up peeing our pants by the end of these plays. Unfortunately this habit didn't subside any when I started my young career in professional theatre. "Annie" peed in my pants, "Show Boat" I peed in my pants and in "guys&dolls" when some dancers wig spun off into the lap of an audience member, I didn't laugh, I peed my pants. The whole reason I decided to become classically trained in Drama was to learn how not to pee my pants on stage. 20 grand later, I'm cured!