Anecdote #17: I was once the singer of a power pop band named Squatweiler. In the winter of 199? we opened for AVAIL (Richmond VA) on their 2 week Florida tour. On one crazy night, at some club in Ft. Lauderdale, I had introduced a song we wrote called "Made Naked" and challenged the crowd to take off their clothes. Sure enough, within seconds, a small naked pit of about seven or eight guys appeared! It was wonderful! Before long, these Adonis', with an oversized propensity for a pain, moshed and tackled each other as I crooned my 9/11 pre-gogs.  (You can buy this song on itunes, but it won't be me singing.) At some point, I couldn't help but to get naked myself, in solidarity of course! As soon as I took off my shirt some dude, (not the one fetal position, I'm not sure who he is..), but a different naked 19-year old, leaped onto the stage, faced me, stretched out his penis on which I could clearly read...

"T N T"

Tattooed, like an obvious stick of dynamite! He gave it a twirl, fast, like a plane propellor, then stage dived into a naked pit!!!!!! Kaboom!