Anecdote #16: Once I went to see Public Enemy at the old Ziggies. After the show I made it back stage just as Flava Flav, wrapped in his giant clock, was leaving. He had two very tall blonde strippers clutching him from either side. Fresh from my experience with Mrs. King (see #15) I decided to bring a small hardback of Shakespeare's sonnets along. I asked Flav, "Mr. Flav, will you please sign my book?" He looked at the cover and squawked, "Shakespeare... Who DAT?!"