Anecdote#64: In high school, one of my two best friends, Misser, had the biggest crush on The Monkee's, particularly singer Davey Jones and I was baffled by her obsession. "They are so stupid!", I would stupidly think to myself, as I watched with her, this old stupid TV show, them screaming !HEY-HEY! while riding a bed down the street, Blech...,but I kept my pretension to myself. I even picked a favorite Monkeey for her. I picked Mike Nesmith, and I did really crush on him, but still!
Misser got tickets to see the Monkees LIVE! and the next day I was excited to meet her, as we always did, first period, in the bathroom at school. I truly was excited to hear all about the concert. However, when I walked in Misser was unexpectedly in tears! I asked her why she was crying, and with her knees buckling, holding up the sink, she unfeignedly wept, "Davey Jones...! is...
...OOOLLLLD!!!"