Anecdote #61: One morning my mom came bursting into my room and, with tears in her eyes, frantically told me John Lennon had been shot and he was dead! "It's all over the TV!" During this same period of time in my life she had been dating a super cool cat named Jeff Leonard. He was a disk Jockey and pretty well known over the air-waves in the DC Metro Area. In my morning stupor I misheard her and thought she had said Jeff had been shot and was dead! I was devastated and ran downstairs to see on the TV how this horror could've happened. As the Today show came back from commercials they continued their updates on the tragedy. The pictures they showed of the deceased rock star, it took me a second but to my joy, That was obviously not of Jeff Leonard and I was ecstatic and relieved to tell my mother she had made a terrible mistake, "Mom, Jeff's not dead, that’s not Jeff".
Anecdotes by Haydee Christina Thompson
Saturday, August 1, 2015
Harrowing Night Anecdote
Journal Entry from a year ago.
Harrowing Night!
After much due diligence and research, Tyler determined it would be fine to “beach the boat”, Meaning we would sail close to shore during high tide and wait for it to fall, leaving the boat to dry out on a sandy perch for 6 hours, time enough for him to investigate a broken rudder. The beach he chose was a half hour sail from Kirkwall to the serene Inganess Bay, a perfect spot for beaching as suggested by the island locals. Expected, was a soft sandy beach, waterside campers, and fire pits, as well as old rusty shipwreck (The Juniata 1918) to explore and even, we were told, “dive off of!” What fun! Party on the beach!
What we encountered was a barren shore with unexpected, and historically strong, gail force winds which quickly and violently pushed the boat forward, grinding the hulls against giant boulders buried beneath the sand. The heavy winds did not allow the tide to ever fully recede and we were potentially stuck and/or worse being wind fucked into the rocky cliff side. Poor Makara bucked like a wild angry horse to and fro itching violently to be back where she belonged, in the sea.
Tyler kept his calm and (somehow) made it to shore to find help. Unbelievably, as the boat rocked and moaned, Kasia made us a delicious hot meal, a barley mushroom casserole. Good thing too, we would need our energy!
Pretty soon the coast guard trucks arrived to assess the situation. Decisions were made as curious locals dotted the ridge line to record our plight on their cell phones. It was obvious we were “what was happening”!
In the shadow of an old shipwreck Tyler make use of the low tide and daylight to attach two ropes to the boat in preparation of a late night, high tide tow.
Night fell as the tide rose and as planned an enormous ship appeared from the horizon. The giant Vessel belonging to the coast guard used a sun like spot light to search us out and although it stayed safely afar in the deep it’s goggly eyed lamp shone bright.
The Giant Mother ship then birthed a tiny dingy with two men, who’s sole mission it was, to deliver us the end of a very long and heavy rope. By now the waves were hard and relentless and the men flew about in attempt of this nearly impossible task. A heroic scene unveiled. As they edged closer I watched them being pummeled by relentless surf.
Also heroic was Tyler, calmly and clearly projecting orders for us on the boat. After all, this was a mission of precise coordination. The dingy and its men arrived and although the waves were crashing them upward and sideways they managed to pass the line and without further issue quickly motored away.
Tyler and Kasia attached the 200lb line tying a nautical knot with amazing speed. By this time the Tide was bringing her A game and with every wave The Makara rocked and screamed. We felt the distant ship offer her first gentle tug.
After a few more tugs Makara floated if only for a few seconds at a time a sensation celebrated each time. The plan was working! Always with forethought and instinct, Tyler firmly told us to back up incase of a rope snap. We ducked back and Kasia and I held onto each other, she, screaming sweet nothings to her “Wee Makara” me, kind-of laughing out of pure fear.
All the effort seemed to be paying off and we were making good progress, slowly freeing ourselves from the rocks when, BOOM!! The port side rope indeed snapped and we were instantly being pushed by the gales, now crunching sideways back toward the shore! Without skipping a beat, Tyler radioed the Life Boat to tell them what had happened at the same time opening a hatch in the floor and pulling out another rope.
Jacob rushed to help tie the new rope to Makara as the waves crashed into the stern with great force. The ocean spray exploding around us made everything that much more difficult.
Perfect timing as the coast guard dingy made it back to our boat with their line and again it was quickly attached.
As if the situation weren’t chaotic enough, a blaring BUZZ noise suddenly screamed from the boat. Tyler yelled for Kasia and I to check under the interior floorboards. Apparently this insane noise had an even more insane meaning. The boat was taking on water! We ran inside. Kasia to the Starboard side and me to the Port side whipping tools, food cans, and clothes out of the way; objects which had fallen onto the floor. We cleared space enough to lift the boards and check to see where the water was coming in! Thank God, dry on both sides! The apparent cause of the alarm was wayward water had found its way into the engine room from all the rocking and the waves.
Now the tide was full up and Makaras engines at full throttle giving her all to counter mother natures wind and water power. Forces necessary in sail, but tonight, an adversity.
The giant Life boat now harboring greater pull, edged us finally off of the rocks ledge and we felt the Makara break free and begin to float. We thought this to be the end and were noticeably relieved. Finally, safe and sound. Or so we thought. Mother Nature had one last card to play. Suddenly the rain came down in sideways sheets, the wind actually picked up and all combined with the ropes pull created a trajectory strait and fast toward the rusty shipwreck. As we edged closer it grew larger, like running toward a mirror reflecting our possible inevitability. On point, as usual, the Coast Guard ship and Captan Tyler revved all engines at full throttle and with combined effort dodged the rusty wall of wreck.
Wew!
Sunday, March 18, 2012
"Smoke?", I sheepishly, (and sort of outside of myself), spoke to him.
"Is it good stuff?", DB replied.
"I think so.", said I.
"Well, light it up.", he said.
So I did.
It WAS good stuff. I started it and passed it to him then he passed it to the other couple on the other side of the balcony and they passed it to the other balcony over then it made its way back to us just as the lights dimmed and Portishead began to play. I miss the 90's, sometimes.
One St Patrick's Day, many year ago, Cass McCombs played at my house with the Oxes. I was reminded earlier today that he made a long distance call to his family from our phone to tell his annual St. Patties Day Joke. What I remember about that night is the after party in my room, hurling hundreds of vinyl records into the wall, duck tapping the perimeter of my room and my boyfriend making out with some chick who had two LED shamrocks pinned at her tits. Her last name was Green. I hate St Patrick's Day.
Names have been changed to protect the guilty.
Once, one afternoon, I was doing double duty. Painting the guest bathroom and being adult in charge to an 8 year old, 'Sugar Bean' and her play date 'Terror Face' for a couple of hours. When these two girls got together it was never fun for me. I was expecting the usual artful dodging at pick-up time, which would leave me searching every closet in the house for the the little scampers while Terror Face's Mother, adding unnecessary anxiety, would inevitably agitate the situation, by her useless glares and her tapping foot in her own disapproving meter being completely unhelpful in luring the girls into some semblance of good behavior.
On this particular day, my faith in reformation was restored and I was surprised and pleased when Sugar Bean and Terror Face asked me if I was thirsty and would I like something to drink. "That is so sweet of you to ask! Thank You, I would love something to drink!" A few minutes later they returned with a high ball glass of OJ. As I reached down from my ladder and took grasp of the glass I noticed the girls looking suspiciously excited, unfortunately, I did not process this in time as my my thirst was too great to notice anything was amiss... until I took a sip of my juice. This juice, and some foul mixer. Calmly from atop my ladder I asked the girls, "Is... there... URINE... in this juice?" I was beyond livid and i could see my reaction reflected in the now terrified faces of the girls. Sugar Bean nervously nodded her head. My next question was strange, "Who's URINE did I just Drink?!" I confess, I relaxed a little when I learned that the piss I ingested belonged to Sugar Bean and not to Terror Face.
Once, one afternoon, I was doing double duty. Painting the guest bathroom and being adult in charge to an 8 year old, 'Sugar Bean' and her play date 'Terror Face' for a couple of hours. When these two girls got together it was never fun for me. I was expecting the usual artful dodging at pick-up time, which would leave me searching every closet in the house for the the little scampers while Terror Face's Mother, adding unnecessary anxiety, would inevitably agitate the situation, by her useless glares and her tapping foot in her own disapproving meter being completely unhelpful in luring the girls into some semblance of good behavior.
On this particular day, my faith in reformation was restored and I was surprised and pleased when Sugar Bean and Terror Face asked me if I was thirsty and would I like something to drink. "That is so sweet of you to ask! Thank You, I would love something to drink!" A few minutes later they returned with a high ball glass of OJ. As I reached down from my ladder and took grasp of the glass I noticed the girls looking suspiciously excited, unfortunately, I did not process this in time as my my thirst was too great to notice anything was amiss... until I took a sip of my juice. This juice, and some foul mixer. Calmly from atop my ladder I asked the girls, "Is... there... URINE... in this juice?" I was beyond livid and i could see my reaction reflected in the now terrified faces of the girls. Sugar Bean nervously nodded her head. My next question was strange, "Who's URINE did I just Drink?!" I confess, I relaxed a little when I learned that the piss I ingested belonged to Sugar Bean and not to Terror Face.
Sunday, March 11, 2012
Anecdote#64: In high school, one of my two best friends, Misser, had the biggest crush on The Monkee's, particularly singer Davey Jones and I was baffled by her obsession. "They are so stupid!", I would stupidly think to myself, as I watched with her, this old stupid TV show, them screaming !HEY-HEY! while riding a bed down the street, Blech...,but I kept my pretension to myself. I even picked a favorite Monkeey for her. I picked Mike Nesmith, and I did really crush on him, but still!
Misser got tickets to see the Monkees LIVE! and the next day I was excited to meet her, as we always did, first period, in the bathroom at school. I truly was excited to hear all about the concert. However, when I walked in Misser was unexpectedly in tears! I asked her why she was crying, and with her knees buckling, holding up the sink, she unfeignedly wept, "Davey Jones...! is...
...OOOLLLLD!!!"
Misser got tickets to see the Monkees LIVE! and the next day I was excited to meet her, as we always did, first period, in the bathroom at school. I truly was excited to hear all about the concert. However, when I walked in Misser was unexpectedly in tears! I asked her why she was crying, and with her knees buckling, holding up the sink, she unfeignedly wept, "Davey Jones...! is...
...OOOLLLLD!!!"
Anecdote #62: Recently, when I was home for Christmas and awake in bed, my Mom was getting me up while, at the same time, brushing her teeth and speaking to me about the days plans. Suddenly, her toothpaste foam had turned pink! "Mom!" I'd exclaimed. "Your mouth is bleeding!". "Oh dammid, I cud ma tun on a brusheda las wek and is haddent heald yed!", she plerbeded. During my three day visit, Mom's tongue bled red randomly. I suppose it was always the settings (church) and situations (family dinner) that made it feel most gruesome and
disturbing.
disturbing.
Saturday, March 3, 2012
Anecdote #61: One morning my mom came bursting into my room and, with tears in her eyes, frantically told me John Lennon had been shot and he was dead! "It's all over the TV!" During this same period of time in my life she had been dating a super cool cat named Jeff Leonard. He was a disk Jockey and pretty well known over the air-waves in the DC Metro Area. In my morning stupor I misheard her and thought she had said Jeff had been shot and was dead! I was devastated and ran downstairs to see on the TV how this horror could've happened. As the Today show came back from commercials they continued their updates on the tragedy. The pictures they showed of the deceased rock star, to my joy, was obviously not of Jeff Leonard and I was ecstatic and relieved to tell my mother she had made a terrible mistake, "Mom, Jeff's not dead, that’s not Jeff!!!".
Anecdote #60: Happy Fat Tuesday! I have no idea how I managed an invite to one of the most debaucherous Birthday parties ever thrown. Perhaps it was on account of my brief friendship with Oz and Elvis Perkins, sons of Anthony, but there I sat, like a fly on a giant martini glass grinning wildly all night as I observed some pretty wacky shit. Unfortunately, what happened on our way out trumped any other memories from that evening. I grabbed my size 8 chocolate stiletto and slipped it into my purse for a tasty souvenir and stood up to leave. By this point the party had erupted into some sort of Bacchanalian flesh fest complete with transgender midgets and fetish freakdom. We tried to muscle our way through the ravenous crowd but found ourselves barricaded by a cluster-fuck of crazed. I was nervous, to be honest, and started to feel very claustrophobic, so as I stood there waiting for the "light to change" I looked to my left and watched Robin Leach get a hndjb . A sight, I will, dismally, never forget.
Photodote #56: The first time I "cricked" my neck and believe me, there have been many times since, but, on this first occasion I was in 3rd grade and it happened during a swimming lesson. I remember turning my head in the water to catch my breath and my neck suddenly seized up in a jerked pain. I was in the deep end.
After being rescued and looked at by the pediatrician, the trouble was nothing a few days in an adult sized foam neck brace, wouldn't fix!
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